Sunday, July 18, 2010

Mike Turner 911

Snippets from Mike Turner's new blog, "The List"

Why is that? I'm on some shit now. Because I know I am the shit. And I am not settling for shit anymore. Not a got damn one. I'm about to get like Chili from TLC when she had her reality show. My check list is going to be something awful. And I'mma be on some Jay-Z shit: "I'mma have 99 problems, but THAT bitch ain't one!" Now I know I'm not going to be able to tell if the woman I am talking to fits my criteria, but hey, if all you are looking for is me to sex your mouth, I'm game. (Must have good teeth) I mean, don't get me wrong, I can do the whole booty call thing, but prefer not to. I went out this weekend with a buddy and it's to easy for me to just talk shit and get a girls number. But that first conversation is going to tell me a lot. A lot.

So what might list look like? Well I'm not going to give you all everything because that bitch is going to be long. And I mean long. It's not going to be too hard to fit. Shit, it just might. But right away, some women should fit it. I'mma give you the first ten in no order besides number one. Number one will always be my number one.

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